December 2011
90 posts
The 3 most common lies on the internet
heyfunniest:
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
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What your family thinks you're doing when they're... →
heyfunniest:
What you’re really doing: Then they get home and you’ve done nothing now you’re like:
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Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
If we talk a lot, I'll start liking you.
forevertakaw:
Just talking to me everyday will do so much. You’ll eventually become my daily routine. I get to learn more about you as I listen to you talk about how your day is, how you’re feeling, and how you really are. Just knowing almost every detail about you will bring me closer to you. It’ll become hard for me to not like you if I admire the person you actually are behind your...
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Saw this in 9GAG and OHMYGOD. D:
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J
What are you doing to yourself?
You aren’t happy. None of these makes you happy. If you want to achieve happiness, then for fuck’s sake STOP EATING. Start dieting and exercing like shit. Focus on other things rather on your fucking stomach. Hungry? Fuck it. DO OTHER THINGS. Wouldn’t it be way better to spend your money on clothes, items and on your savings? Stop buying food that...
When someone takes a bad photo of you.. →
heyfunniest:
Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like . .
Then a couple days later you see it on facebook and you’re like . .
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Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...
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Set Fire to the Rain
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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I'm scared.
That you won’t try contacting me at all for my birthday and for the holidays.
I know better though.
I know you won’t do any of those.
Why would you anyway?
There isn’t any reason for you to do that…
Nothing. Nil. None.
I wish you would though.
I wish you’d at least send me a message on fb or something.
I dunno.
I can’t seem to stop expecting things from...
I always think about this.
ohjust-because:
Today, a new life will be brought into this world. Today, someone is going to take their last breath. Today, someone is going to get married. Today is going to be the best day of someone’s life. Today is going to be the worst day of someone’s life. Today, someone is going to meet their future spouse. Today, someone is going to realize that they’re falling in love. Today,...
last year I asked santa to bring me the sexiest... →
heyfunniest:
…woke up wrapped in Christmas paper under the tree…
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When making a 'cute' funny face.
heyfunniest:
Expectation:
Reality:
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