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"You can only hurt someone until there’s nothing left to hurt."

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 01:18:05 +0400

“You can only hurt someone until there’s nothing left to hurt.”

- I Wrote This For You: The Reason For Airports (via kari-shma)

behindthespectacles: oHHha Bby get inside me

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 23:27:37 +0400

behindthespectacles:

oHHha Bby get inside me

hamtast: how i make friends: wait for them to talk to me

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 23:27:28 +0400

hamtast:

how i make friends:

wait for them to talk to me

“Even if one’s partner is barely tolerable.”

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 23:27:25 +0400

“Even if one’s partner is barely tolerable.”

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 23:27:18 +0400

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 23:27:16 +0400

marvelentertainment: Here is the first official photo from Iron...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 23:24:27 +0400

marvelentertainment:

Here is the first official photo from Iron Man 3, which opens May 3, 2013.

More details about the start of production can be found on Marvel.com.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:09:00 +0400

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:11:42 +0400

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:08:26 +0400

During a Period

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:08:23 +0400

Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.

lostwithoutmysniper: youshallabove: I can’t deal with this...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:07:53 +0400

lostwithoutmysniper:

youshallabove:

I can’t deal with this man’s perfection.

girl: i'm having vagina surgery

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:01:19 +0400

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

clusterbeatboxer: khaleesi: jewbilant: you see this? it’s...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:01:09 +0400

clusterbeatboxer:

khaleesi:

jewbilant:

you see this?

it’s called a razor

if you’re a girl, USE IT

your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay

you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything

YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY

Or!

Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:

hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?

women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.

childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.

AND ALSO:

there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate.

all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.

AND FINALLY:

No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.

You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?

Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.

where do these intelligent people COME from?!

^^ Fucking win.

I don’t shave my legs yet I still wear shorts and dresses. A lot of people have told me to shave ‘em but I still don’t. Cause you see, I don’t wear those clothes to please people around me, but I do it to please myself. And if some people don’t like what they see, then I think that’s their own problem and not mine. Haters gonna hate. But this is my own body so I do whatever the shit I want. No one will tell me off otherwise. :)

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:53:29 +0400

thesunstillsetsinparadise: {by ~shiftly}

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:53:08 +0400

thesunstillsetsinparadise:

{by ~shiftly}

ivegotacondition: I see nothing wrong here. The adjectives...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:49:55 +0400

ivegotacondition:

I see nothing wrong here.

The adjectives need to be switched. He’s a sex god first and foremost.

hiddles-love: captaindick: #a good post #IF YOU WANTED TO DIE...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:49:52 +0400

hiddles-love:

captaindick:

#a good post #IF YOU WANTED TO DIE A LITTLE INSIDE

creepykeyla: “Thor, let me go.” “I REFUSE TO RELINQUISH THIS...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:47:31 +0400

creepykeyla:

“Thor, let me go.”

“I REFUSE TO RELINQUISH THIS BROTHERLY EMBRACE UNTIL YOU LEARN TO LOVE THESE TINY PEOPLE OF MIDGARD AS I HAVE.”

“Seriously Thor, let me go!”

“BUT THEY HAVE COFFEE BROTHER. COFFEE AND POPTARTS!”

“Thor I don’t understand how that-“

“COFFEE AND POPTARTS, BROTHER!”

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:47:15 +0400